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13 hours, 18 minutes ago
I just found a picture of the married couple I talked about in my last post. Holy fucking shit... Now you know why Second Life was created!
Enough said!!!
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AdScam
13 hours, 26 minutes ago
About a year ago, I wrote about some of the weirdos who spend more time than is healthy, pretending to look like George Clooney while cruising Second Life on the look out for Angelina ...
AdScam
15 hours, 25 minutes ago
Maybe CP+B should watch this collegehumor.com video, "The Matrix runs on Windows." Funny as shit. Lower Depths in particular will get a kick out of it. Recommended viewing for a dismal fucking ...
Answers to recent Tom queries...
Sobieski Vodka... Fuck, you have very esoteric tastes in booze, Tom. And, I'll bet it costs an arm and a leg. Wow... Just checked it out... $10.00 a bottle. ...
Apparently Microsoft is a glutton for punishment when it comes to deciding who will be next in line to produce really bad advertising for them. We suffered through years of McCann shit with the ...
If you want reassurance that the upcoming economic disaster isn't going to cost the jobs of many of the Adverati, a bunch of heavyweight WPP wankers have words of wisdom for you. They all ...
Update Sun Microsystems... Since my post of a few minutes ago, I have had time to reflect over a couple of Saturday afternoon Gin & Tonics. This company has been fucked since the dot ...
Having worked on the Sun account for a couple of agencies when I lived in La La land back in the eighties and early nineties, it's been kind of sad to read about the ...
So called "Ad Legend" Jerry Della Femina just did a review of a new history of women in advertising, "Ad Women: How They Impact What We Need, Want, and Buy," ...
In the never ending saga of BDA "fucktardidness," Jim Edwards over at bnet, has a marvelous post on how Saatchi & Saatchi has charged New York State $17 million for a clip ...
Just in case you desperately need to know... There are no new posts and no new comments on the Enfatico blog. No fucking surprise there. So, I decided to check out the Dell Web ...
Kudos to "Been There" for picking up Casey Jones's response to the delectable Rupal's piece in AdAge a couple of days ago. Read it... It's the biggest piece of self seeking bullshit ...
Did you see the piece in today's AdAge that Wal-Mart is looking for an agency to handle it's launch of "Marketside," an up-market fresh food store, or some shit like that. Wait a ...
Jim Edwards over at bnet, has a great post today about how increasingly fucked up Enfatico is becoming. Lots of good stuff in there... A couple of highlights...
That it is incredibly ...
Less than a month after the news that HP Was possibly looking to consolidate all its Technology Solutions Group advertising in one shop, comes the news that they are about ...
Bill G had a great idea on one of his comments regarding the perennially fucked up Enfatico blog. He suggests a "Girls of Dell" calendar. Mmmm... Might work. Remember when I posed a year ...
In the "you can't make this shit up" category, my mate Edward forwarded me a PR release from some fucked up organization that goes by the name of... The Society for New ...
There's a piece in today's MarketingDaily about JWT/Detroit doing Ford Flex launch parties for VIP's. According to Kristen Naimi, management supervisor of brand experience, (what the fuck is that?) they developed a ...
Updating my post of yesterday about the bloodbath taking place at currentTV, it would seem that sixty bodies have been given their marching orders. Apparently the whole thing has come down to a fuck-fest ...
Following on from my last post, I decided to get all the hot Enfatico news from their "reinventing the blog world" blog, nextstoryboard. Guess what? there is no fucking news, hot, warm ...
Unconfirmed rumors posted on the tribbleagency blog today, say that uber-fucktard, Chief Marketing Officer, Casey Jones was fired from Dell last week. I wouldn't be surprised, but there's nothing in the trades ...
I fucking laughed so much I spilled my breakfast gin & tonic when I read the piece in today's AdWeek titled... "Promotional Swag More Effective Than Ads." That's fucking right... All those ...
Buried in all the news of ever increasing layoffs was an interesting piece on bnet's media industry column about pending cut backs at CurrentTV. AdScammer's will remember I wrote about this when ...
AdAge has a video interview with broker, Charles Schwab CMO, Becky Seager who goes on and on about how fucking brilliant their roboscoped ads are. Her point is that all the customers ...
Interesting to read in mediabuyerplanner that Obama will probably try to do something about the out of control DTC advertising we are increasingly subjected to. In my next book, The Ubiquitous Persuaders, ...
After days of fucking around and receiving all kinds of dumb robot generated emails from TypePad, the problem has been resolved... It would seem that since TypePad "improved" it's new interface, if you run ...
I've always been a big fan of Andy Borowitz and subscribe to his column daily... Here's today's, word for fucking word... You should sign up for it.
Just minutes after “Morning Joe” host Joe ...
As a special treat, 'cos I know you are all pissed at not being able to post your unfailingly erudite comments... Because the Fucktard's at TypePad seem unable to extract their fucking heads from ...
Yeah... I was probably drunk, or asleep, or both, but I finally woke up and figured out that Sarah Palin was nothing more than the political version of marketing's Julie Roehm. Julie's resume at ...
I missed it, but just discovered a great column from Natalie Zmuda in this weeks AdAge entitled... "Palin Didn't Spend Enough to Help Retailers." Oh, fucking yes... In spite of spending the ...
Now that the Google-Yahoo advertising deal has been rejected by the Department of Justice, and Google's dynamic duo has pulled the plug on a proposed search-ad partnership with Yahoo that ...
So, I've sent numerous emails and job tickets to TypePad about the fact that people are unable to leave comments on the site. As usual, I get a fucking automated reply from a fucking ...
Paul Benjou has a poll going on his blog... "My Open Kimono." It's titled "Are you safe." Reminds me of that Dustin Hoffman film "Marathon Man." The one were Laurence Olivier gives ...
For some reason, Ralf "The Cartoonist" managed to post a comment. Something to do with going on a Safari to catch a Firefox... I can't understand technology, let alone the fucking animal ...
I have had quite a few emails from loyal AdScammer's who are having a problem posting comments. I don't know what the fuck is wrong, and have sent repeated requests to the douchenozzles at ...
Now that it's finally over, I have a couple of unanswered questions AdScamer's might be able to help me with.
Did Joe the Plumber get his book deal? If so, who is going to ...
For all those people out there who have accused me of posting good shit about Lowe, New York, because, ace fucking Douchenozzle "Me" thinks I am being paid buckets of dollars to say nice ...
You know things are getting fucking weird when you hear the news that the Pope is cutting back. For the first time in half a century, Vatican administration staff will clock in for work as part ...
Your heart has to go out to the "Dirty Digger" with the news in today's AdWeek that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp Empire is forecasting a sharp decline in ad revenues for the ...
I have to admit Steve Jobs is a genius, an evil fucking genius, but nevertheless, a genius. When you read about the implosion happening at Dell (and the implications for Enfatico) you soon realize ...
I know Obama won... Thank fucking Christ for that!!! Can you imagine fucktard-esse Palin a heartbeat away from running this country... But, moving on, do not forget the significance of today's date... November 5th... ...
AdWeek points out today that "Saatchi L.A. Taps Goodby's McKay as Creative Chief," replacing Harvey Marco, who, if you are paying attention to your daily dose of AdScam, you will know jumped ...
I had to laugh at the news that Tony Fadell who shepherded the iPod from concept to phenomenon, then went on to help create the iPhone, and held a place ...
With the news yesterday that Dell is making big cutbacks in staff and expenses, you know that things must be looking pretty bleak in the Poisoned Dwarf's basement! Apparently, Dell has frozen ...
Obama wins!!!!
Fuck McCain... Fuck Palin!!!
Hey, you have to admire the admission from future Draft/FCB, ECD, Michael Simons in a Creativity piece today that the primary reason for his move to Truly Fucked up Draft/FCB, New York, is all ...
You just have to love the douchenozzles at the cigarette companies who never cease to come up with new ways to peddle cancer sticks to the young... OK, full disclosure here, Yeah, I smoke ...
Apropos my post about Ford's stupid fucking campaign for the F150, yesterday's announcement that auto sales throughout the US were down 32% across the board, has the industry, and the ad wankers ...
Interesting to read on psfk that WPP and Google are coughing up nearly $5 million for a dumbass research program to see if all that fucking money spent against on-line marketing has ...
This just in... Chris Becker's replacement at "The Agency of the Future" will be Australian Michael Simons. Title will be Chief Creative Officer of Draft FCB, New York. I just hope they're paying this guy ...
Word from my Draft/FCB spies is that Chris Becker is about to get on a slow boat to... Fucking INDIA. Boy, I'll bet he's thrilled shitless about that. As my sources point out, some ...
You have to admire the sheer bloody mindedness of Ford with the news today that they've just launched a new TV campaign for their F-150 truck. Complete with boasts that it does a mighty ...
I just took a close look at the launch ad for the Dell Bollywood campaign. The visual is somewhat boring, a bunch of poseurs, posing. The copy sounds like something out of those inspirational ...
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